Firewhiskey and Fizzing Whizbees

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:59:11 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:43:00 -0400

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

lordelrond: thyphos-tales: Couldn’t resist a quickie you made...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:08:25 -0400

lordelrond:

thyphos-tales:

Couldn’t resist a quickie

you made a pixellated pokemon look really classy what the fuck sinead

jaredsadalecki: Reblog if you’re a superwholock, and then check your ask later.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:15:09 -0400

jaredsadalecki:

Reblog if you’re a superwholock, and then check your ask later.

Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the following:

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:57:56 -0400

gallifreyan-pizza:

X-Men

Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)

Batman

Star Trek

Star Wars

And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

hi-john-im-alive: useyourwandbro: dives-and-divas: I need a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:19:16 -0400

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:06:27 -0400

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

foxgrl: i needed this a lot a lot a lot

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:33:23 -0400

foxgrl:

i needed this a lot a lot a lot

the-absolute-funniest-posts: cyanide-poisoning: Men...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:30:40 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

3rdrudy: darlingleggs: aw rudy misses kelly. =[ I KNOW IT...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:27:05 -0400

3rdrudy:

darlingleggs:

aw rudy misses kelly. =[

I KNOW IT KILLS ME INSIDE EVERY TIME

cthulhu-with-a-fez: too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:33 -0400

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like

THAT IS DOG

I AM DOG

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

we’re just like

YOU ARE FAN

I AM FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN

tyleroakley: glitterweave: The girl from this gif is actually...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:10:48 -0400

tyleroakley:

glitterweave:

The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy

TERRIFYING.

Contact Information

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:07:31 -0400

In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your:

Skype Name

Email Address

Facebook

Instagram

AIM/Google Chat

Cell Number [Make sure we’re in the same country!]

Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch.

shortylego: zip-a-dee-lady: Lookin’ good

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:43:44 -0400

shortylego:

zip-a-dee-lady:

Lookin’ good

lilyjoy30-impala: sparklyanimetears: I went on Google to look...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:40:17 -0400

lilyjoy30-impala:

sparklyanimetears:

I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.

awildellethappears: birdonwing: tsundere-and-lightning: gay...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:39:40 -0400

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about.

Soprano Sauron.

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:22:48 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:16:57 -0400

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

timelady-of-221b: stalkerfangirl: my-nerdiverse: fishsticks-n...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:03:44 -0400

timelady-of-221b:

stalkerfangirl:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I LASTED UNTIL THE BISMILLAHS

Reblogging again for Chipmunk Queen

whores: jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: uns...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:50:50 -0400

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god